The Other Side of It
There is an item going the rounds of the press relative to the well-known curiosity of woman. It states that if a man brings a home out of which a piece has been clipped his wife will never rest until she has another paper to see what it was that had been cut out.
A Houston man was quite impressed with the idea, so he resolved to make the experiment. One night last week he cut out of the day’s paper a little two-inch cure advertisement, and left the paper on the table where his wife would be sure to read it.
He picked up a book and pretended to be interested, while he watched her glance over the paper. When she struck the place where the piece had been cut, she and seemed to be thinking very seriously.
However, she did not say anything about it and the man was in doubt as to whether her curiosity had been or not.
The next day when he came home to dinner she met him at the door with flashing eyes and an look about her jaw.
“You miserable, !” she cried. “After living all these years with you to find that you have been basely me and leading a double life, and bringing shame and upon your innocent family! I always thought you were a villain and a , and now I have positive proof of the fact.”
“Wh—wha—what do you mean, Maria?” he gasped. “I haven’t been doing anything.”
“Of course you are ready to add lying to your catalogue of vices. Since you pretend not to understand me—look at this.”
She held up to his gaze a complete paper of the issue of the day before.
“You thought to hide your actions from me by cutting out part of the paper, but I was too sharp for you.”
“Why that was just a little joke, Maria. I didn’t think you would take it seriously. I—”
“Do you call that a joke, you shameless wretch?” she cried, spreading the paper before him.
The man looked and read in dismay. In cutting out the catarrh advertisement he had never thought to see what was on the other side of it, and this was the item that appeared, to one reading the other side of the page, to have been clipped:
A gentleman about town, who stands well in business circles, had a high old time last night in a certain restaurant where he entertained at supper a couple of chorus ladies belonging to the comic opera company now in the city. Loud talking and breaking of dishes attracted some attention, but the matter was smoothed over, owing to the prominence of the gentleman referred to.
“You call that a joke, do you, you old reptile,” shrieked the excited lady. “I’m going home to mamma this evening and I’m going to stay there. Thought you’d fool me by cutting it out, did you? You sneaking, dissipated old snake you! I’ve got my trunk nicely packed and I’m going straight home—don’t you come near me!”
“Maria,” gasped the bewildered man. “I swear I—”
“Don’t add perjury to your crimes, sir!”
The man tried unsuccessfully to speak three or four times, and then grabbed his hat and ran downtown. Fifteen minutes later he came back bringing two new silk dress patterns, four pounds of caramels, and his bookkeeper and three clerks to prove that he was hard at work in the store on the night in question.
The affair was finally settled satisfactorily, but there is one Houston man who has no further curiosity about woman’s curiosity.